Ay, Carambar!
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009Un gendarme fait stopper une automobiliste:
"Vous n'aviez pas vu le feu rouge?"
"Si, si. C'est vous que je n'avais pas vu!"
:)
If you’ve never had a Carambar, you’re missing out. They are sticks of caramel, a bit like those long, straight ones you get in boxes of Roses or Quality Street chocolates… but better.
And they come with a joke or two (in French) inside the wrapper. Sometimes, they’re not so great, and often, they are such obscure plays on words, that I jsut don’t get it.
The one I just ate had a good joke, though:
A policeman stops a driver for going through a red light.
“So what do you think you’re doing? didn’t you see the red light?!”
“Sure, I saw it… I just didn’t see you!”